pretzel-swirl:

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

#And some have greatness burst upon them

waiting-for-the-tardis:

[AGGRESSIVELY DEFENDS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS]

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

happyhealthyhopeful:

[x]
Outtake of Matt/Karen. Apparently they kept having to reshoot it because Matt would kiss back. Ooh girl.

SECRETLY MARRIED

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

No Labels

opticnerves:

gasptambourines:

gay-men:

Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.

socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.

this is fucking great

lulz-time:

backinblood:

best moment on The Big Bang Theory ever.

littleoldcelticheart:

screamsofashadow:

That moment when you realize that the Doctor quoted Toy Story.

holy shit

caitlyntaylorross:

when you go to spread out the bling you show your robot

nijimanekineko:

The actual reason i watched Scrubs was for this scene.

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

cumbereds:

GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE

in-love-with-movies:

Monster (USA - Germany, 2003)

GILMORE GIRLS REWATCH | ONE GIFSET PER EPISODE
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